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Funny New Mom Coupons (Free Printable)

By Amy Morrison

Whether it's Mother's Day, Valentine's Day, or an upcoming birthday, I wanted to come up with inexpensive yet effective coupons to give your favorite new mothers.

These could easily work for someone pregnant as well. I would argue that they would want to hang onto the Batsmoke until the baby arrives.

The three coupons are:

Full Morning of Shut the Hell Up

This coupon entitles you to one full morning of sleeping in without anyone bothering you. In the event of injury or fire, a towel will be placed under the door to prevent smoke inhalation and to muffle any screaming.

Food Run

This coupon entitles you to one food run for the craving of your choice. Food must exist and cannot include air travel. This coupon is void if the order is wrong or missing the dipping sauce or guac.

Batsmoke

This coupon entitles you to one walk-out-the-door complete escape. Use the coupon code: “I can’t f8cking take this anymore,” then depart from the current location. Any babies/children/pets/dinner guests will be cared for and kept safe in your absence.

There are only three, so they would go quite nicely with a movie night, spa gift certificate or large bottle of whiskey. You know the drill.

I did not include diaper changes, cleaning or cooking coupons in case a partner is giving this and they would (or should) already be taking a large hand in those roles with a new baby in the house anyway.

For all you mothers out there, feel free to forward this to the person who is supposed to make you feel special. You deserve it, Kid.

To print off the coupons, drag and drop the image or download it below.



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