Best Of

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Here are just a few of the blog posts that have been a hit.

Not enough you say? Well, don’t worry, there’s more where that came from, check out the Archives for more asshatness and some faboo guest posts too!

Porn for Pregnant Ladies

  Every so often I notice that someone has found this site by searching “Pregnant Woman Porn” and I have no doubt that I…

This is Parenting

  She cries out in the night, the long mournful wail of the weary. Her tears stain my pajamas as I comfort her in…

First Pregnancy vs. Second Pregnancy

Being pregnant the second time around is just a whole different ballgame. This guest post from Kristin sums up how pretty much everything about your attitude and habits can change after you’ve already been through the rodeo once. Floor goldfish anyone?

6 Apologies to My Unborn Child

    Hey Kiddo – I’m your mom. No, there wasn’t any sort of application process. This is more like getting a random roommate…

7 Things Every Pregnant Woman Should Do, At Least Once

I know pregnant women hate being told what they should and should not do – but Kelly sent us this post and I got a real kick out of it. Forget all that un-fun stuff you’re supposed to worry about and make time do some of these!  

-Amy

Motherhood: Oh, The Irony!

Have you ever noticed how life with small children is essentially one contradiction after the next? Louisa sent me this post and it perfectly sums up the the blaring inconsistencies of parenting infants and toddlers. I’m glad I’m not the only one who reacts to this stuff as a parent with a big “WTF?” 

– Amy

Cake

    It was the middle of a Canadian winter when my son was born, so many a cold day had to be spent…

Monkey Baby

Ever notice how some people just *have* to weigh in with baby advice? They may be trying to steal your monkey baby.

Hospital Bag – What to Pack

  I remember being about 32 weeks pregnant and all the conversation at work switched from, “How ya feeling?” to “Are you packed yet?”….