Birth

The End of Pregnancy is the Worst

It seems like pregnant women are constantly complaining about the last few weeks of their pregnancies. Unless she delivers early, nearly every mommy will undoubtedly reach a…

When You Skip The Third Trimester

I was not a cheerfully glowing pregnant lady.  Don’t get me wrong, by the second trimester I looked fanfuckingtastic, like I was sneaking a well-inflated basketball…

A Gentle Cesarean

When I first heard the term “gentle cesarean” I couldn’t wrap my head around it. Does it mean they take the baby out slowly?…

Easiest Births Ever

Some of you may be a little scared, okay terrified of giving birth. Everyone loves to tell you about horrible births, so I thought…

Pumpkin Birth

I had no idea this was a thing. Well, it is. So here are the many pumpkins that people have sent to me that…

Placenta Encapsulation

Okay, here’s the sitch. Placentophagy is when a mammal consumes the placenta from its offspring. Most animals do it with a few exceptions like…

Birthing Dolls

A reader told me about these birthing dolls and I had never heard of them. It seems that these are made to help children…

Birth – Round One

I thought it may be helpful to share my birthin’ experiences. I’ve only had two (that I know of) and I’ll try to keep…