Boobie Beanie

I came across this while scouring Etsy for something that I didn’t know that I needed.

How awesome are these?!?! It’s a knitted tit touque! Brilliant!

It’s one of those “I’m sorry, does my breastfeeding make you uncomfortable? Well, too bad assclown cuz I’m doing it AND my kid is wearing a knocker hat to prove it”

Do you think she’d make one in my size? I’m sure I could ask.

I didn’t think there was anything on the planet that would make me want to nurse twins but there you go. Damn.

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