Jackie Schoemaker Holmes

In an effort to not lose all her social media friends with obnoxious posts about her amazing, magical, unicorn daughter, Jackie Schoemaker Holmes, PhD, decided to create a blog, Eating Her Young. This blog chronicles all of her daughter's boogers, toots and general awesomeness, but is better understood as a Mommy Blog for those mamas who want to keep motherhood real for the sake of their sanity. Jackie chose a food theme for her blog because she's eating her way through motherhood - not eating her young perhaps - but let's just say that she and her baby weight are getting pretty tight (and her pants might be too if she didn't just keep buying bigger ones). Jackie has been gracelessly surviving motherhood for the past two years. And we all know that in Mama Years, that's at least 20 light years.