Best Holiday Gifts for Newborns 2020
17 great gifts for newborns that are unique but still practical. If you have a baby on your gift list this year, here are…
Does My Baby Have a Tongue Tie?
Have you ever heard of a tongue tie? I’m not talking about when you get all confused end up sounding like a total asshole….
The Best Baby Stocking Stuffers
Sometimes it’s hard to find small, inexpensive AND useful presents to fill a baby’s Christmas stocking, but here are just a few baby stocking…
My Breast Milk Smells Gross: Lipase vs Chemical Oxidation
The Problem. Your thawed breast milk smells gross. You take a sip, and spit it out in the sink. Has your milk spoiled while…
Newborn Jaundice Explained
Even though around 60% of babies will experience some level of jaundice in their first week or two of life, it doesn’t make it…
Baby Proofing Checklist – 40 Ways to Make Your Space Safe
When your baby becomes mobile, you realize everything in your house is a hazard. It’s tempting to wrap them in bubble wrap, because how…
Gestational Diabetes: symptoms & treatment
What is Gestational Diabetes? Simply put, gestational diabetes is diabetes that develops during pregnancy. It is a result of high blood sugar, due to…
20 One-Handed Snack Ideas for New Parents
Great snack ideas when you need to eat but can’t set the baby down. When my daughter was born, I thought I would read…
Mastitis – Dealing with the Boob Flu
Mastitis The boob flu. Imagine feeling like you have the flu while also wondering if your boob might spontaneously combust and half of the…
Scary Shit Series – Placental Abruption
The placenta does not get nearly as much love as it deserves. For most of us, it is a passing curiosity. After my oldest…
Scary Shit Series – Placenta Previa
Placenta previa always sounds like a horrible breakfast cereal to me. Ok kids, let me pour you a bowl of placenta previa! Now with…
Baby Shower Games That Don’t Suck
I have a confession to make. I hate baby shower games. #SorryNotSorry What I have come to realize over the last decade of babypalooza…
WTF is with the Different Wipes?
Here’s a secret: most of parenthood is just wiping off various body parts and surfaces. Babies and are surprisingly leaky. Then there is postpartum…
What’s Great (and Not so Great) About Cloth Diapering
I do not, for the life of me, understand why the cloth diapering vs disposable diapering battle became a “thing.” Somehow it is one…
Scary Shit Series – Respiratory Syncytial Virus (RSV)
We all know kids are tiny germ vectors, arriving home with any number of disgusting illnesses to share with their unsuspecting families. Most are…
Scary Shit Series – Cholestasis
Pregnancy comes with a litany of aches, pains, and minor complications. Usually, these are annoyances that come and go, but rarely become anything serious….
In Defense of the Gender Reveal
I don’t wait patiently for anything. The “are you going to find out the sex?” question was laughable to anyone who knew me. The…
Top 50 Maternity Photoshoot Ideas
Rarely is the Pinterest rabbit hole as deep and enticing as when looking up ideas for a great maternity photoshoot. It is easy to…
When You Skip The Third Trimester
I was not a cheerfully glowing pregnant lady. Don’t get me wrong, by the second trimester I looked fanfuckingtastic, like I was sneaking a well-inflated basketball…
Best Convertible Cribs
Outfitting a nursery can seem like a daunting task. Should you take out a second mortgage to buy expensive matching furniture from the hippest…
