I came across this while scouring Etsy for something that I didn’t know that I needed.
How awesome are these?!?! It’s a knitted tit touque! Brilliant!
It’s one of those “I’m sorry, does my breastfeeding make you uncomfortable? Well, too bad assclown cuz I’m doing it AND my kid is wearing a knocker hat to prove it”
Do you think she’d make one in my size? I’m sure I could ask.
I didn’t think there was anything on the planet that would make me want to nurse twins but there you go. Damn.
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Hah! I’m always joking about my light brown boobies. My baby (due in February 2013) is gonna wear this hat…no matter that we live in Miami Beach!! LOL It’s too cool and so am I and so of course this kid will be. 🙂
Hmmmm. I bet I could get two and use them for where my breasts used to be before the mastectomies. 🙂 Just stuff them and voila.
I just love the humor!
These beanies are SO CLEVER! Hilarious!
For mothers, malls and public / private places have set up a mother's station where they can breastfeed their children.
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Very cool beanie. I really like it.
This is the best! My first baby's coming in late August…just a little before the weather starts to cool off. Perfect timing!
Thanks so much for posting! 🙂
Too bad I didn't breast feed my children for very long. I would have bought this if they had been made back then.
I am having twins in January and got two of them at my baby shower……YESSSS!!
Michelle, I totally want you to let me know how the 'public' breastfeeding goes! It was something I was so worried about and it all went out the window by the second week. I'd love to know if you end up feeling the same way. Good luck!!
Hehe Love it. I'm still wondering how I'm going to feel when I'm boob-out in public but I plan to nurse this little guy whatever it takes 🙂
Hah! This is great.
Amazing I want one for myself!!
Best smile of th day so far.
I never knew what a Touque was until I married a Canadian. A nursing titty touque is definitely something I missed out on.
There really are no words. (And if there were, you've already used 'em all.) Awesome find. Just awesome.
LOL Awesome! I'd totally have LO wear it!
I *did* nurse twins. Sadly, Etsy did not exist back then.