Funny onesies to tell the world what’s *probably* on your baby’s mind:
I Hate Peas
You just know grandma’s gonna come at your baby with the ol’ “Here comes the airplane” routine at your next Thanksgiving or Christmas gathering. Help your little skip the peas and get straight to the good stuff with this funny baby onesie. Get it from Etsy.
Hangry
If a single word could sum up the reason your newborn is probably losing their shit at any given moment, it would be Hangry. Why not let the world know that your cute baby is fully aware of their foul mood, but also has a sense of humor? Get it from Amazon.
Spit Happens
Full disclosure: Spit, shit, and every other bodily fluid under the sun. Let this baby bodysuit give grandparents and anyone else looking for a snuggle fair warning before they get too close. Get it from Etsy.
I’m the Reason We’re Late
Between diaper changes, last minute outfit swaps, and emergency feedings, no one’s gonna question you when you roll up late and use your baby as an excuse (And bonus! You can always use your baby as an excuse.) Get it from Etsy.
I Hate It Here
I mean, there’s a good chance your baby isn’t the only one, but nobody’s gonna get mad at them for saying it. Get it from Boardwalk. Be sure to use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!
Needy AF
Bless ‘em. It’s funny cause it’s true. Get it from Etsy.
Watch Your Language
Is it inappropriate? Kinda. But great news – babies can’t read! Get it from Amazon.
Don’t Touch Me
You know that awkward moment when a stranger comes up to your baby in the grocery store and starts inching closer and closer and you don’t know how to tell them to GTFO? Now you don’t have to! Get it from Boardwalk. Be sure to use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!
Refuse Nap
It’s also called driving your new parents to the edge of their sanity but the joke version is funnier. Find it on Etsy.
Football Is Boring
This one’s a great choice for the family who got dragged along to the Superbowl party but really only came for the snacks. Get it from Boardwalk. Use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!
A Woman’s Place
Move over, Uncle Sam. This baby is here to smash the patriarchy. Get it from Boardwalk. Use the code PREGCHICK to get 10% off!
Mom a Latte
What a thoughtful baby to look out for their parents like that! Get it from Look Human.
But First, Milk
And maybe some cookies while we’re at it? Get it from Etsy.
No Hair
This one’s perfect for the baby or toddler who’s tired of hearing comments about their bald spot. Get it from Etsy.
Shit And Giggles
These are a few of my favorite things. Get it from Etsy.
Home Slice
There’s no better combo than a cute baby and a slice of ‘za. Get this one for the parent who can’t get enough of both from Amazon.
Pee Your Pants
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. The parent who quotes Adam Sandler movies like it’s 1997, won’t think twice about hitting “Add To Cart” on this onesie from BabyDoopy on Etsy.
I Live With My Parents
Ain’t no shame in that game. Get it from Etsy.
Hug Life
Hug life is the best life. Get it from BabyDoopy on Etsy.
Started From the Belly
If you’ve RSVP’d yes to a baby shower for a Drake fan, you absolutely cannot sleep on this onesie. Get it from Etsy.
I Only Love…
And apparently, I only love Drake-themed baby onesies. Get it from Etsy.
New Phone
Your baby’ll be a social media pro faster than you can say “flip phone”. Wait – does that reference work? Get this one from BabyDoopy on Etsy.
Get Milk
This is basically every baby’s MO, isn’t it? Get it from Etsy.
Got My Mind
And don’t you forget it, baby. Get it from Etsy.
ABCD
To the designers of this onesie – we salute you. Get it from Etsy.
Pretty Fly…
Sorry that you’ll have this song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Pass the joy onto others by dressing your baby in this onesie from Etsy.
New Kid
You’ve got the right stuff, baby. Snag this one from Etsy.
Cool Baby
It appears that baby onesies are a hotbed of parents’ favorite movie references, and I am 100% okay with that. Get this spectacular homage to Regina George’s mom from Etsy.
Nightmare Before Bedtime
For a funny Christmas gift that your baby can rock all year long with pride, get this Jack Skellington tribute from Amazon.
R2D2
Okay, the little hat absolutely sold me. Get it from Amazon.
Lord of The Rings
Let’s be honest – you’ve got the cutest little Hobbit in town. Let everyone know they’ve got more than just your heart. Get it from Etsy.
Accio Milk
If only it were that easy. Get it from Etsy.
Cuter
Get this one for your lobster – from Etsy.
Filthy Animal
If your baby wants to get in on some Ugly Christmas Sweater fun, this one is pretty much a classic. Get it from Etsy.
Nobody Puts Baby In A Corner
Are you still practicing your Dirty Dancing routine in the backyard? (I’m assuming the lift will be easier with an actual baby.) Get it from Amazon.
Did We Just Become Best Friends? Yep!
If you were looking for the perfect sibling tees, you’ve found ‘em. Get the set from Etsy.
Which onesies tickled your funny bone?
Have you got a picture of a good one on your own baby? Share them in the comments!
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