Give Baldy Your Tit Book

In an effort not to get banned from Facebook, I figured I post this here. I have no idea if this book about breastfeeding existed. If it did I would like to read it.

I found this book on Tumblr with the caption “Bestselling baby book – Give Baldy Your Tit: What To Do With It Now That It’s Out.

By “it” do they mean the baby, or the titty?”

What do you think? Is this even real? If so, what do you think the content would be like? It feels like an awfully thick book for such a specific topic. I’m still going with fake. If it is an exercise in Photoshop, I’m still impressed. And I still want to read it. So if you find one at a thrift store, please mail it to me. I’ll put it right next to my fake baby and vagina posters.

If you actually want to read some great books about breastfeeding (that are actually real) check out Best Books to Read When You’re Expecting. I haven’t recommended anything as riveting as Give Baldy Your Tit: What To Do With It Now That It’s Out but none of them refer to your baby as an ‘it’.

I also highly recommend our post Breastfeeding for Beginners (weeks 1-6) because breastfeeding is one of those natural things that doesn’t always come so naturally to everyone. Feel free to let me know if there are any books you found really helpful on your breastfeeding journey. In the meantime, I’ll still be scouring the world for this fantastic book.