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expecting mother ultrasound photo

It’s a What???

When I found out I was pregnant with my first baby, I ran straight to the mall. I ended up buying a 0-3 month…

giving baby bath in 5 steps

How to Give a Newborn a Bath

I used to get really anxious about bathing my baby because infants are squirmy greased water balloons when they are wet. I mean here you’re trying…

My Postpartum Body

My sweet little second-born is 4 months old, and you guys sometimes I just feel like a whale. This baby weight is wearing out…

Mom-In-Training

“My name is Melissa and I just had a baby.” The first step in any recovery is admission, right? They say that becoming a…

When You Skip The Third Trimester

I was not a cheerfully glowing pregnant lady.  Don’t get me wrong, by the second trimester I looked fanfuckingtastic, like I was sneaking a well-inflated basketball…