Top Ten Things You Never Want to Hear During Childbirth

Ah, my love of the ladies at Rants from Mommyland never wanes especially after they sent me this little gem.

 

  1. Wait. Oh. You said you wanted an epidural?

  2. I’m bored. Can we watch TV?

  3. Honey, I can’t wait until we can do this again.

  4. You’re tired? Oh my GOD, I just got back from Vegas like two hours ago and I haven’t slept in days. Scalpel!

  5. Hold on, let me just take this call…

  6. This isn’t your first, huh?

  7. That’s OK. I’m not really a doctor.

  8. You really need to calm down, lady. People do this every day.

  9. They told you there were two of them in there, right?

  10. RELEASE THE KRAKKEN!

Do you have a labor horror story about someone saying the absolutely wrong thing? Share in the comments, because you know what they say about misery and company.

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