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I try to get to my emails as quickly as possible but sometimes work and weebles slow me down so be patient. In the meantime, you can check out answers to my most asked questions below to possibly save yourself some wait time.

CAN I LINK TO YOUR SITE?

Are you kidding?! Yes. A thousand times yes! If you would like to reference one of my articles feel free, just make sure you give credit and a live link back to pregnantchicken.com. Some sneaky fuckers have tried to pass off my writing as their own and my minions find out and make their lives hell. Don’t mess with pregnant women, they’ll mess you up.

CAN I ADVERTISE ON YOUR SITE AND/OR DO A GIVEAWAY?

You bet. If you have a product or service that you think would be a good fit for my readers, you can download my media kit here.

CAN I WRITE FOR THE SITE?

Absolutely! I’m accepting guest posts so feel free to submit something you think is a good fit for the Burd by starting here.

DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE FOR SOMEONE STARTING A BLOG?

Yes. Find something you truly love a then blog about it. Don’t worry about the readers, they will come. Haters are gonna hate so they can suck it.

Don’t get discouraged if people aren’t reading in the beginning either. You want to make your mistakes in front of a small audience, not a large one.

Take your time and just focus on the big picture. Nothing freaks you out more than trying to figure out the secret sauce that made a friend of a friend’s post go viral. Just do you.

If you’re going to blog about your family, I recommend not posting anything that couldn’t be read at the dinner table when your kids are 18. I’m all for vulnerability but I tend to err on the cautious side because you can’t put the cat back in the bag once it’s on the interwebs.

I JUST WROTE A BOOK, MADE A VIDEO, CREATED AN APP. WILL YOU READ IT, WATCH IT, USE IT THEN PROMOTE IT?

Sadly I’ve had to declare a no book, video, app policy because I have no time to read a cereal box let alone a book (including ebooks). Obviously I don’t want to recommend something I haven’t read to pregnant women and new parents. I mean what if you’ve promoted puppy kicking or Gwyneth Paltrow in it? I can’t have that on my conscience.

HEY DICK, I EMAILED YOU WHY AREN’T YOU RESPONDING?

I know, I suck. Between family and work I can get stupid busy at times so bear with me as it may take some time for me to get back to you but I promise I will. I love your emails. Truly.

CAN I GET IN TOUCH WITH YOU?

Absolutely! You can reach me at [email protected]  and if you have any questions about advertising, giveaways, or anything that requires intelligence and order, you can contact Kelly Edmonds at [email protected].

Oprah, you can just call me – you have my number.