The Pregnancy Calendar is Finally Here!

It’s done! I finally finished the Pregnancy Calendar!

Remember when I said I was going to do it and you were all “Yay,
I just found that I’m pregnant!” So as you zip a coat on that two-year old, you
can see how I excel at procrastination.

I thought it was going to be really easy. You know, I know
some stuff about pregnancy so all I have to do is write a couple lines about
how your baby is the size of a peanut and we’re good to go. After all, the hard
part is programming and Natalie from Baby List said that she’d do all that for
me. Awesome!

Except I quickly figured out that a lot of shit goes down
during pregnancy (my two pregnancies should have given me a clue to this) and I
wanted to find a balance between funny and informative so I ended up getting a
little frozen in indecision. 

Finally Natalie emailed me and said, “How do I make this
happen for you?” and did everything short of holding my hand and telling me
that I was pretty so I’d get the molasses out of my ass and get it done. I will
be forever grateful.

I finally got it churned out so you can have 42 weeks of
glorious Burd to see you through your pregnancy riddled with sparkling
entertainment, valuable information and gross grammatical errors.

If you want to sign up, just fill out the information below
and you’ll start getting delicious Chicken delivered right to your inbox:

Pregnant Chicken Weekly Pregnancy Email


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Thank you all for your support and your kind words about
this little project. I especially appreciate the emails letting me know where
the errors are so I’m not horrified that I typed ‘you’re’ instead of ‘your’
like someone that says, “Can you be more pacific?”

I wish each and every one of you sat next to me in high
school – we would have partied hard and had crazy 80s hair but I have no doubt
I would have had better report cards.

Hope you like it and stay tuned for more posts now that I
have this monkey (dressed in a shearling coat) off my back.

Bawk!

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81 Comments

  • Question: I’m signed up for the prego calendar, and I received emails for the first 2 weeks (hilarious BTW). But I haven’t received any emails the last 2 weeks. Ideas?

  • I am loving the pregnancy calendar!! Thank you for creating this, it makes me laugh and when you have lost sight of your feet and walking makes your back hurt somebody making you laugh is the best thing ever! Xx

  • I just received my first email – week 31. Great stuff. Far better than the leading competitior of weekly pregnancy updates 🙂

    thanks so much!

  • I’m sooo glad you procrastinated!! I took a test last weekend and came back positive. My first time around, I’m absolutely terrified and really really excited at the same time! I’m looking forward to reading your calender 🙂 You rock for this!!

  • Just stumbled upon your site while in second-pregnancy-first-trimester hell! You are awesome. Now please don’t feed your toddler Lean Cuisine like the last mommy blog I read and we’ll get along just fine!

  • Fantastic! I’m almost 30 weeks left, so not long to go, but I’ve signed up anyway so you can help me through the longest few weeks! 🙂

  • I had my first pregnancy four and a half years ago and swore I was done and wasn’t going to do that again. Well, here I am doing it again for some reason… I don’t know what made me think that we should have another one, but, yep, I got duped into it! Anyway… this calendar comes just in time for me! Totally grateful that you procrastinated. I did such a good job forgetting all the details of my first pregnancy, which was not a pleasant experience, that I have to be told everything again! – Anna

  • I am SO STEALING that SoundOfMusic meme! You are one cool chick! Can I be more "pacific?" Hilarious! Love your blog!

  • I signed up! But I’m in the 3rd tri, and decided to read back from Week 1, just for fun. =) I made myself stop at 31, so that week 32’s email will be fresh next week. Thanks for adding a little laughter to all the pregnancy symptoms. =)

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