It’s done! I finally finished the Pregnancy Calendar!
Remember when I said I was going to do it and you were all “Yay,
I just found that I’m pregnant!” So as you zip a coat on that two-year old, you
can see how I excel at procrastination.
I thought it was going to be really easy. You know, I know
some stuff about pregnancy so all I have to do is write a couple lines about
how your baby is the size of a peanut and we’re good to go. After all, the hard
part is programming and Natalie from Baby List said that she’d do all that for
Except I quickly figured out that a lot of shit goes down
during pregnancy (my two pregnancies should have given me a clue to this) and I
wanted to find a balance between funny and informative so I ended up getting a
little frozen in indecision.
Finally Natalie emailed me and said, “How do I make this
happen for you?” and did everything short of holding my hand and telling me
that I was pretty so I’d get the molasses out of my ass and get it done. I will
be forever grateful.
I finally got it churned out so you can have 42 weeks of
glorious Burd to see you through your pregnancy riddled with sparkling
entertainment, valuable information and gross grammatical errors.
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Thank you all for your support and your kind words about
this little project. I especially appreciate the emails letting me know where
the errors are so I’m not horrified that I typed ‘you’re’ instead of ‘your’
like someone that says, “Can you be more pacific?”
I wish each and every one of you sat next to me in high
school – we would have partied hard and had crazy 80s hair but I have no doubt
I would have had better report cards.
Hope you like it and stay tuned for more posts now that I
have this monkey (dressed in a shearling coat) off my back.