This collection of 15 Valentine’s cards is designed specifically for pregnant women who want to share a laugh with their partner. Each card is formatted for easy sharing on social media or text, so you can send them to your husband, wife, partner, or that thoughtful person who keeps bringing you pickles at 2 AM.

Honest Valentine’s Cards for Your Pregnancy Reality

During my first pregnancy, I remember feeling enormous, emotional, and completely exhausted on Valentine’s Day. Traditional romantic cards just didn’t capture what I actually wanted to say to my husband, which was usually something like “Thanks for not eating all the fries I said I didn’t want.”

That’s why I created these cards. They’re honest, funny, and perfectly capture the reality of pregnancy romance.

A chocolate truffle above text: For this Valentine's Day I'm gestating a human for you, so I should get a lot of chocolate.
Pink background with a bitten chocolate truffle and the text: Our baby is gift enough for me. Just kidding, bring chocolate.
Four heart-shaped candies on a pink background with the text: You're sweeter than a glucose test.
Smiling heart with an arrow on pink background. Text: I love you with all my belly. It's way bigger than my heart.
Text: Bringing extra candy home for your pregnant wife on Valentine's Day is good for your health. @pregnantchicken
This Valentine's Day, I can't wait to see how you gift wrap 8 hours of uninterrupted sleep. Illustration of a gift box.
Two birds with a heart above text: Having your baby shows how much I love you. Whereas foot rubs show how much you love me.
Pink background with a heart and text: You still take my breath away. Even though I get winded putting on pants these days.
Teddy bear holding a heart over the text: I think my pregnancy hormones will swing in your favor today.
Pink graphic with a winking heart. Text: Roses are red, Violets are blue, One box of chocolates? Nah, baby needs two.
Happy Valentine's Day heart. Today I won't tell you about my gas, heartburn, nausea or back pain. @pregnantchicken
Two heart characters holding a giant envelope. Text: Happy Valentine's Day from your hot, pregnant wife. I can't stop sweating.

How to Use These Cards

Quick sharing options:

  1. Download your favorite card to your phone
  2. Text it directly to your partner
  3. Post it on Instagram or Facebook and tag them

Pick the one that best matches your current pregnancy mood and save the rest for those days when you both need a laugh.

Valentine’s Day Takes on New Meaning

The best part of Valentine’s Day during pregnancy isn’t what’s in the card or wrapped in a box. It’s knowing you have someone by your side who’s willing to navigate this wild, exhausting, incredible journey with you – weird cravings, hormonal outbursts, and all.

You may also like: Valentine’s Notes for Pregnant Ladies

Amy Morrison is the founder of Pregnant Chicken, a no-BS pregnancy and parenting site she started in 2010 after getting fed up with patronizing baby advice. A former ad agency creative director and mom of two boys, she's been serving up honest, funny guidance to parents-to-be ever since.

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