21 Funny Maternity T-Shirts That’ll Make You Laugh

Buying maternity wear is maybe the only thing more stressful about pregnancy than the act of giving birth itself. Okay, maybe that’s a little on the dramatic side, but finding things to fit your ever-changing body can be a bit of a challenge. Enter these funny maternity t-shirts. They’re comfy, they’re cute, and as an added bonus, they do double duty by both clothing your baby bump and showing the world that you’re a badass funny mama-to-be.

Grey tank top with the words HANDS OFF THE BUMP printed in bold black capital letters on the front.

Hands Off the Bump Tank Top
Get it for $16 from LookHuman.com (Technically this is a relaxed men’s tank and not a maternity shirt per se, but it’ll get the job done in more ways than one.)

A person wearing a mint green maternity t-shirt with a purple MC Hammer graphic and the text Can't Touch This.

Can’t Touch This MC Hammer Tee
Get it for $32 from Etsy.

Black maternity t-shirt with a green cactus in a pot and the text can't touch this on the belly.

Can’t Touch This Cactus Tee
Get it for $18 from Crazy Dog.

A pregnant woman wearing a grey tank top that reads Everything Hurts and I'm Dying in bold black letters.

Everything Hurts and I’m Dying Tank
(Bonus! This also comes in different styles including Sweatshirt, V-Neck, Crew Neck and Off-Shoulder.)

Get it for $32 from Pebby Forevee (This is another one of those oversized tanks that doesn’t come with ruching on the side seams but has a message that’s so relatable it’s impossible to resist).

Grey short-sleeve maternity t-shirt with the text YES, I'M STILL PREGNANT printed in black across the chest.

Yes, I’m Still Pregnant Tee
Get it for $18 from Crazy Dog.

Mauve t-shirt reading It's not a FOOD BABY paired with distressed jeans, plaid scarf, and maroon sneakers.

It’s Not a Food Baby Tee
Get it for $27 from Etsy (Since it’s not an actual maternity style shirt, this would be perfect for the early pregnancy months when you catch people sneaking glances at your belly, trying to figure out if there might be more than a burrito in there.)