My children were bald for a looooong time and little old ladies loved to comment on it in the grocery store. They would say “my goodness he’s bald!” as if I wasn’t being proactive enough in his hair growth skills.
I wish I’d had one of these:
They come from JessicasJacket on Etsy. She will even customise the hat depending on the colour you want which makes it even more awesome in my eyes. They are $45.