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Easiest Births Ever

Some of you may be a little scared, okay terrified of giving birth. Everyone loves to tell you about horrible births, so I thought…

Hello, Glucose test. We meet again. I confess, I didn’t miss you one bit in our time apart. In fact, I disparaged you to…

So as you may or may not have read in my first birth story, my son was handed to me just minutes after being…

My son was about six weeks old. All the visitors had long gone, my husband was back at work and we were running low…

I was so excited to become a mom, I kept a journal to remember this precious time with my baby boy. Now looking through…

When I found out I was pregnant with my first baby, I ran straight to the mall. I ended up buying a 0-3 month…

At a family shower for my first pregnancy, guests filled out advice cards for anything they felt pertinent to motherhood. One in particular wrote,…

Some kids are just born tricksters. Take my daughter, for example, who at the ripe old age of 20 months pulled the world’s best/worst…

They say timing is everything, and for one family who gave birth over the New Year, this could not be more accurate. One lucky…

It’s been a month since I had to face a day I was dreading for an entire year: the infamous return to work after…

I thought it may be helpful to share my birthin’ experiences. I’ve only had two (that I know of) and I’ll try to keep…

Tis the season of family traditions, holiday memories and laughing at the same old family folklore to be told at the dinner table yet again….

Okay, so if you read Birth – Round One, you know I ended up having a c-section. So when I was pregnant with my…

Hey Kiddo – I’m your mom. No, there wasn’t any sort of application process. This is more like getting a random roommate freshman…

I’m a tell it like it is kind of gal. I don’t really have a filter which comes with its pros and cons. It’s…

Pumpkins giving birth? I had no idea this was a thing. But, apparently it is. All I can think of when I look at…

A reader sent me this thread from Reddit (I still don’t understand how it works) and I just howled with laughter. You can find…

Seeing as how I am now a third-time veteran of the miracle known as pregnancy, I would like to hand down some of my…

A woman name, Danijela had this amazing birth story and I just had to share it with you guys because I thought you’d get a…

Of course, a baby moon isn’t logistically or financially possible of everyone. But for those of you who are considering it, please heed Ali’s…