19 Things Pregnant People Say
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19 Things Pregnant People Say

By Alicia Caldwell

I’m entering month nine of this pregnancy and can’t wait to meet the little guy who has been keeping me up at night… so he can keep me up some more, in person.

Until then, here are some of the things I’ve found myself saying over the past eight and a half months:

1/ “Oh, so these are cankles”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

2/ “I’m hungry” – Usually heard anytime between 2 a.m. and 11 p.m.

19 Things Pregnant People Say

3/ “Excuse me, where’s your restroom?”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

4/ “My child will never – (insert the atrocious behavior your child will most certainly do in two years)”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

5/ “I will definitely need this baby wipe warmer”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

6/ 1 p.m.: “I love feeling the baby kick!” 3 a.m.: “STOP KICKING!”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

7/ “Hmmmm, should I wear yoga pants, leggings or sweats today?”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

8/ “Help me up?”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

9/ “I can’t see my feet!”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

10/ “WAAHHHHHHHH” – Always accompanied by tears, usually brought on by a 30 second TV commercial.

19 Things Pregnant People Say

11/ “It’s all about balance.” Said while pinning pregnancy workouts and eating handfuls of candy corn.

19 Things Pregnant People Say

12/ “Can you tie my shoes for me?”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

13/ “There should be pregnant parking spots here.” Overheard anywhere there is a parking lot.

19 Things Pregnant People Say

14/ “Arhhh, Guhhh, Rghhh…” Noises made when attempting to adjust positions.

19 Things Pregnant People Say

15/ Donuts really should be their own food group.”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

16/ “I think I could do a natural birth.” – watches delivery video – “How soon after I go into labor can I get an epidural?”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

17/ “Can I get some extra pickles please?”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

18/ “OK, I guess I waddle now.”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

19/ “Do you think they allow wine in the hospital recovery room?”

19 Things Pregnant People Say

What about you? Anything else?

19 Things Pregnant People Say

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