I love Cake Wrecks and if you haven’t checked out the site, then get over there because it’s like lucite stripper shoes – sometimes tacky, sometimes scary and always awesome.
I asked Jen if I could pull a couple of the funny baby shower cakes for a post, you can imagine how thrilled I was when she said “go for it”.
Let me tell ya, I was not disappointed in the plethora of batshit cakes that people serve up at baby showers.
Funny baby shower cakes that are as tasty as electric-blue, store bought frosting:
“What? I thought it was spelled “Tschower”. Godammit. Hand me that rag, would ya?”
I love Babbies. The more ‘b’s the better. (Unless it’s actually ‘Baffies’. Now that would be stupid.)
“Just a sliver of giant tit for me, please. I’m trying to watch my weight.”
Nothing says “edible” quite like an abdomen gash with a hand sticking out.
This is actually a really beautiful cake until you realize you have to cut into a sleeping infant. No, that’s not disturbing or anything.
Again, we have to cut this cake, people. I don’t want to eat half of a baby’s face (judging from the photo, I’d eat the whole head but I wouldn’t be happy about it.)
Why do I feel like it was the 18-year-old brother’s job to get the cake?
It is important that we all know why we are gathered here today. Stick lady + cup of sperm = heart, baby, heart. All together now…
I’m really hoping this isn’t what Tristan looked like. If it was, then my bad and I tip my hat to your charming cake.
WTF is happening here? Why is a burnt ET sitting on top of a t.v.? Welcome to the world, Ethan. You’re surrounded by nuts.
Maybe the parents decided to name this child “Finally” regardless of gender because I can’t even figure out what they were going for here.
Oh, it’s a baby BABY shower. Crap, I need to get another card.
I have no idea what they find weird about this cake?! Maybe the woman they were having the shower for wasn’t named Olivia. Now *that* would be awkward.
Actually, this is exactly how Connie gave birth – surrounded by rosettes while her giant boob-balls rolled into her mouth.
Yes, congratulations on your headless baby, now let’s eat its feet.
Mmmmm, uterus.
What you can’t see is Uncle Bob’s interpretive dance that goes along with this cake. It’s all about learning through poetry and movement.
Is it worse to eat a beautiful baby cake or a creepy one? Creepy cake babies have rights too, you know.
This is possibly the best cake I have ever seen. If I had witnessed this cake in 1977, my head would have exploded or I would have done something like this. With the protection of Darth Vader in an acid tripping, air-brushed universe, that lucky little baby can’t lose. She just can’t lose.
This isn’t even a cake but I am horrified that someone has taken the two things I love most – meatloaf and bacon – and molded it into the most disturbing thing I have ever seen. Excuse me while I go bleach my eyes.
Golly that’s a lot of detail — “Grandma, can I interest you in a slice of taint?”
After I got over the initial shock of these cupcakes, I decided they were awesome like a cat playing piano. Gimme two!
Wow. Just wow. This cake is so entirely awesome that I can’t handle it. First I saw the head. Nice. Then I saw the strawberries. It really is an art to make strawberries disturbing. Then, and only then, did I happen to notice the sprinkles for the asshole.
This truly is a cake of many layers.
So there you have it. Now get out there and get your creepy “babby” cake holding a cup of sperm and some bacon. Happy showers, Peeps!
You are my new best friend! Kudos for a hilarious medley of cakes. Like Wtaf are people thinking!!!
Is it me, or are many of the “anatomical” cakes depicting breach births….????
You are good
Ha! Thanks!
Oh my god! I just laughed so hard my entire stomach hurts. Those are some really BAD cakes.
I could not stop laughing or peeing my pants. I needed this post this morning. Funniest thing I ever saw.
the sprinkles for the asshole! oh my god i am home alone and just laughed so loud all to myself. perfection. also, they cut off a doll’s head to make that cake happen. i feel like there could be a college course discussing that cake…that’s how much is going on there.
also, that one baby in the green shirt looks more like a midget in a diaper. good lord, i don’t know what the hell is wrong with people!
That was a morning after Breakfast, Common I just had Breakfast. FFS (For Fucks/Sakes. I had visions of true excruciating pain! Ta for the freaking memories. My kids are grown now!
I was always a little sad that we don’t have Baby Showers here in Germany. Those cakes make me think that we are the lucky ones. I love them all, but would have a problem eating them. Nice post – thank you.
We gasped, we groaned, we shrieked.
Awesome.
I may have to learn how to make those cupcakes… I know someone who owns a naughty bar, and those might be great for them to serve up sometimes… 😀
I made the mistake of reading this at work.. I was literally laughing so hard I was crying. Hilarious.
Haha… awesome!!
clearly the heart baby heart cake is representing the birth of a baby time lord
Exactly!
Oh my goodness gracious. On some of these, I had to scroll down far enough not to see the photos to read through the captions. For the record, I’m a baker, I love cake so so much, but I would not have been able to eat more than half of these. I have far too active of an imagination to not want to vomit at the thought of eating a vagina cupcake. Also, airbrushed cake painting should be illegal.
Sometimes I think it’s cruel to make pregnant women laugh this hard. I pee myself almost every post.
These make me want to give up being a lesbian.
Speaking of deliveries, that sixth one down reminds me of Ned Beatty in Deliverance.
Well this is epic.
Thank you for the best laugh I’d had in a long time!! The cakes and your witty comments are hysterical!!!!
Seriously, I laughed my fool head off! The weird and the ????
9 months pregnant and ROTFL!! This is the probably the funniest post ever and the hardest I laughed in 8 months! Thank you 🙂
I don’t know what I enjoyed more the cakes or the comments! Love your blog!
Ahhhh, that was awesome! And love the link to hyperpole-and-a-half. CAKE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS
I’m dying. Just dying. WHERE ARE PEOPLE’S BRAINS???
I love how the vag cupcakes don’t discriminate.
YUP !! it sure was funny !! Hahahahahahaha
I’ve come back to this page four or five times now and each time I laugh till I cry. These are awful! I mean great! I mean awful!
Virginia Cupcakes… Huh huh…
OMG!!!! Definitely one of the funniest e-mail I’ve had in a LONG time.
for that Last pic… I can imagine whoever picked them up saying, "Nooo I said BABIES, Not Labias!""
I couldn’t help laughing at all the comments! It made cake so much funnier!
Oh. My. God. Just laughed so hard I damn near pissed my pants, for serious real, LMAO!!!!!! ET was my favorite.
Those are friggen awesome!!!! Bwahahaha if people really get that horrified over it, they really don’t know how to let loose & go with the flow. Way too many prudes out there in public, but HUGE super freaks behind closed doors! Lol
Your commentary was the icing on the cake. Hey, what do you think the eyes were made of in that meatloaf baby?!
I’m going to guess that the one is supposed to read "Finally….it’s a boy!" for a family that’s only had girls up to this point.
oh, that’s what my last party was missing. a whole tray of cupcake vaginas. live and learn.
Absolutely HILARIOUS! I hope you don’t mind but I shared this on my Baby Sideburns page. It could not NOT be shared. I feel the need to write something about the vajayjay cupcakes myself they’re so funny!!! Anyway, thank you for the great laugh!!!
Are you fucking kidding? I’m thrilled that you shared it. Thank you!
I think I saw the "Creepy Baby" cake before. The creepy baby isn’t even the worst part…… I’m pretty sure it was made out of red velvet cake!!! Think about cutting into that!!!!!
OH MY GOD!!!!! You shouldn’t DO this to an old lady!!!! Next thing we know, we’ll be seeing pictures of heart cakes fashioned after MY blown-out ventrical!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!
"This is actually a really beautiful cake until you realize you have to cut into a sleeping infant. No, that’s not disturbing or anything.
Actually, it’s a dead infant.
"What you can’t see is Uncle Bob’s interpretive dance that goes along with this cake. It’s all about learning through poetry and movement."
F’s my shit up.
"No, give me a piece of that pubic hair…" lol
I’m a cake-decorator, and tell you the truth, money is money! I’d make the belly-cake (truly hate them with a passion!) I’d even make the vajay-jay cupcakes!… I’d make sure to get paid up-front, and would not use my name anywhere! I draw the line at making babies out of cake, that $hit is just wrong!
Scary what some people come up with!
I am so glad you added the final two. Not only did I enjoy seeing Darth Vader holding a baby again but I can’t stop staring at the vaginal cupcakes. Two look like aunt flow is visiting. Who comes up with this stuff? So hilarious!
does anyone else think the first cake looks like it has a pink noose at the bottom?
Oh my….. I laughed/cringed until the vag cupcakes. Then you lost me! Why…… Who had the idea that …..I wouldn’t even know where to begin when baking a snatch cupcake!
my husband saw those cupcakes and said, "is that a tray of cuntcakes?" hahaha!
Thank you, thank you, thank you! I laughed so hard I cried. The cakes alone would have been disturbing, your comments made them HYSTERICAL!
My tea went cold as I was looking at this post, hysterical much, can’t have a choking pregnant lady. Brought tears to my eyes, hilarious.
with all the shit i have had to go through as a ftm, your blog makes it all better. for example, this post made me cry so hard that i couldn’t see through my tears of laughter. thank you for making all this weirdness worth it!
Actually crying with laughter!
I want to know since when do people give birth naked? I clearly remember wearing a hospital gown!
Well, those cakes had me laughing so hard, I thought I let a little tird slip… but I think I'm good. Thank you so much for posting.
OMG! I have made some creepy baby cakes! I didn't think about cutting & eating them! They were "ART" projects! GROSS!
Found this posted on Pinterest. I still can't see through the tears from laughing so hard. I just, can't even… some of these are truly horrifying. But I think the comments are as funny as the cakes.
These made me laugh so hard! Love the commentary…. although the last one is seriously disturbing. Who in their right mind would ever serve that!
I don't think that I have laughed so hard at a post!!! I am still cracking up!
This made me laugh so hard I cried. Absolutely hilarious!!
I love your blog! You really should have some sort of warning at the top, though, to prevent people from reading this thing after they apply eyeliner and mascara. Oh, my God, I've never cry-laughed so hard!
Oh my god, this gave me a genuine laugh, so funny!!!
Some of those cakes are hilarious and creepy…Makes you wonder what they were thinking.
omg so funny! I nearly peed a little!
You made my day! Heck, you made my whole year! hahahahahahahah
I just want you to know that I am pregnant and my hormones are all over the place. That being said, the other night I stumbled across this and literally laughed until I thought I was going to die. Seriously. I started crying mid-laughter because I thought that I was going to die. Eventually I had to hand my computer to my husband so that he could close my browser window. Because I couldn't look at my screen without breaking into another laughter fit.
So, thank you. May I feature this post on my blog?
The cakes here are totally unique. Others look funny and others look simply pretty, I'm sure mothers would really have a great baby shower with just simply showing them these cakes.
those are really disturbing!!! Lol some people are crazy
After seeing some of these interesting cakes….i don't feel too bad about my simple creations for showers… 🙂 Several of these brought big smiles to my face…and some seemed a little cannibalistic…after thinking about the babies on the cakes…never thought about that before…thanks for putting these unusual "babby" cakes together.
Great images, it looks delicious yummeeeeeeeee……….
Cake is better option for gift. Send cakes to your loved ones.
These are funny…in a weird sort of way!!! http://virginiabeachcakes.com/
Wow, these are hilarious. My 11-year-old cousin just made my husband and I a baby calendar and she spelled baby "b-a-b-b-y" all over the place! So that part made me smile the biggest. Some of the rest made me either laugh or cringe. oh man.
I cannot think of a way to make this post more hilarious. Oh, My Heck. There are not words…
I'm a birth junkie, and I LOVE cake Wrecks! This was great! and I love the Hyperbole and a Half – this one is new to me, and I so love it! Thanks for the fun afternoon on the computer!~
Thanks for the laugh! The ONLY thing that was more hilarious than those horrid cakes was the captions for them. Holy HELL that was amusing! 🙂
so funny!! and I love the fact that you have a link to hyperbole and a half on here !1 too funny 🙂
My friend's mom who is a midwife, posted a link to this on her Facebook and my husband and I were in stitches laughing! I love that a creepy baby cake has rights too! Amazing!
OMG!!! I laughed so hard, I am still crying!! What goes through peoples heads?!?!?
Well, you did say you had trouble understanding Scots …
Babbies = babies.
As for "Baby Tristan" … Thanks to your caption, I now have snot all over my keyboard.
Keep up the good work.
Nick
Holy crap, Danielle. I can't believe you found that!
And yep, it was just as disturbing as I thought it was going to be.
Thanks for passing that along.
I recognize one of those creepy sleeping baby cakes…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m71U2jJp09w&feature=player_embedded#at=50
Oh dear some of these cakes are way too odd for me! I do quite like the bump one though. Think I will have to remember that for a friend!
Okay, so many of these cakes are gross and disturbing, but….
UTERUS CAKE????? REALLY????
It looks way more like a pink bed pan with a miscarriage in it!
EEEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is my first time reading your blog. Your comments about the cakes are sooo funny! Thanks for the laughs:)
This post had me in tears I was laughing so hard! Most of what was funny was your captions! Great post!
i thought the c-section one was the worst.
i thought it couldn't get worse.
it just couldn't.
then i kept scrolling.
Speachless
seriously CRYING real tears right now! The ET/tv cake was my fave! Though I also really loved the stick woman with her cup of sperm…
Thanks for the laugh!
OMG, those are some of the funniest cakes I have seen. Well some are a little creepy too..
Oh my gosh! What were these people thinking? THanks for the laughs!
Blessings,
Mel
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I heart all these cakes like waaaay much. I want to take them all and pile them on my kitchen table and keep them there all summer so my friends and I can slug back bottles of wine and laugh, laugh, laugh.
A meatloaf baby.
Darth Vader.
"Finally is a boy"
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
PS – thanks for posting my halloween costume. I heart that, too!! xoxo
We about died laughing! Great post.
Thanks for the morning laugh!
ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS!!
I have to say this is the funniest thing I have ever read! Honestly! I had tears running down my face and I couldn't talk I was laughing so hard. Pure brilliance!
The burnt ET cake elicited the biggest laugh out of me by far! Thank you for a distrurbing yet titillating end to my workday P-Chick!
Oh good grief, that's some scary stuff but highly entertaining. My baby shower is in two weeks, and I hope to god I don't get a cake with body parts or a baby on it. Yikes!
HMMMMM….what’s your address??? I think I am making your cake!!!! MMMUHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is the first time I've seen such designs of cakes. They're so awesome. I like particularly on the cake with a lady delivering a baby normally. LOL
The worst part about the last one:
with cakes, you shape them into a baby shape mainly after they are baked. The meatloaf goes into the oven in all it's creepy, meaty baby glory.
I just woke my little guy up laughing so hard, and tears running down my face. Fantastic post!
This was 'udderly' amazing just like that atrocious Got milk cake. Hahaha! It has the I don't wanna look but don't wanna look away quality to it! Thanks for sharing the awesomeness that is cake wrecks with everyone!! I needed to add some additional time suckers to my life! Great post!! =)
Oh dear, forgive me I came over here on a whim and thought that you were a purveyor of these cakes and then I realized you were just the evil genius behind this hilarious post. Kudos!
Dear God, I totally missed the noose. What a glorious detail to add to a shower cake.
I have to wipe my eyes with a tissue from laughing. I'd like to add one comment..not sure if anyone else caught this. For the every first image on the page. The caption reads…"What? I thought it was spelled "Tschower". Godammit. Hand me that rag, would ya?" Well I would like to point out the lovely noose shaped ribbon at the bottom of the cake. Nice touch.
I had trouble with that one as well…..unfortunately, the ‘sick’ side of me decided it was representation of a squiggly-tailed spermatozoa……LOL
I don't even know what to say to some of those cakes. Stunning is the only word that comes to mind.
What is wrong with people?!?!
I am now, however, in the mood for cake. Just regular rectangle or circle cake, but cake.
This made my day! So funny!
Gosh, these cakes are all so awesome I can't choose a favorite ! Too bad I'm done giving birth. Oh, well, there's always my daughters. And hey, do you know where I can get me some lucite stripper shoes?
Those cakes are hilarious! Would I eat the baby face from a baby shower cake? Never!
Oh my, this confluence of two of my very favourite blogs just about made my brain explode.
The "naked ladies giving birth" cakes are amazing. Eating the baby? Check. Eating the mother? Check. Graphic representation of the birth? Dear God, check. And also, she's naked. I would say that, as a rule of thumb, if you would feel the need to put the black censorship bar over a part of your baby shower cake, you reeeeeeeeaally should reconsider the theme.
Those are hilariously disturbing! Except for the one of the baby's hand coming out of the woman's abdomen – that's just disturbing!
wow. why didn't i get a snazzy cake like this at my shower? oh yeah. i'm not loved! boo. 🙂 great find!
I thought the c-section one was a big nasty ve-jay-jay with a hand sticking out. I was too busy throwing up in my mouth to read the description.
Thank you for introducing me to this website! I love it as much as the awkward photos!
Disturbing but entertaining – I am so happy that we went with cupcakes at my shower!
AHHHHH…but the cupcakes were the WORST!!! LOL
These cakes are truly incredible !!~!!
There are sooooo many that I love I could not begin to mention.
I do THANK YOU so much because I needed something fun to do & see tonight.
This is it.
I am just smiling so 'wide'….first time today.
TY TY TY
There is so very much wrong with meatloaf baby: the creepy, white, hard-boiled egg eyes, the sumo wrestling bacon outfit, and the way its steepling its fingers like Mr. Burns from "The Simpsons."
Also, it's raw. UGH!
Hor-rif-fying.
Ugh. No cake for me.
haha this is awesome!
HAHAHA i am passing these to my sister that is making my baby shower cake.
Holy cow. I'm dying! Love Cake Wrecks but these…these take the cake (get that? did you get that one?). Seriously I don't know what's better a super creepy photorealistic baby body that we're supposed to eat, a cake with a rendering of sperm on it, or a demon hand coming out of an abdomen gash. It's all so wrong/awesome.
I have tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard – I so needed this!!! Hilarious!
I love cake wrecks. Seeing these again, I almost peed myself laughing.
The last one kinda made me want to throw up in my mouth a little.
Oh, love me some Cake Wrecks…
I'm amazed at what people think good cake looks like. So glad mine didn't have any lifelike features to it; just three layers of amaretto and some sugar tigers.
Dammit, I can't find the photo I was thinking of, but those cakes shaped as "babbies" make me think of Naked Gun, when they had the cake imprinted with The Queen and someone had to eat her eye.
Funniest post ever! Awesome cakes made even better with your witty comments. Thanks!