Best Funny (and Scary) Santa Photos
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Best Funny (and Scary) Santa Photos

By Amy Morrison

This really has nothing to do with pregnancy except that someone gave birth to each and every one of these people, plus, these Santa photos are just too good not to share so what the heck.

Plus, kids tend to go from a happy, clueless baby to a very aware ‘why are you leaving me on a stranger’s lap’ toddler in the blink of an eye. This often becomes an embarrassing scene when your kid has made this cognitive leap without telling anyone. I mean, they aren’t wrong. Everything about this scenario scream WTF and I don’t blame them for freaking out one bit.

Enjoy these fantastic photos that embody the magic of Christmas.

The best of the worst Santa Photos

two kids (one freaking out) in a vintage christmas picture

“Why is Santa burnt like that? I don’t wanna to burst into flames! Get me off this crispy lap!”

black and white creepy shot of father christmas with two kids

I will keep these children until I get my boiled beef and mead!

two cats hissing on Santa's lap

“Shut up, Mittens! I told you *I* was going to ask for tuna and the red dot on the wall”

creepy santa with little girl sitting on his lap in a photo

Little Mikayla was quite content to sit on her green chair until Santa came up behind her and screamed, “There be gold in those hills! Arrrrhhhh.”

old time saint nick image with a child and a donkey

What in the Rasputin hell is going on here? Is 4270 the number of children that have needed therapy after their Christmas picture?

two little girls crying in christmas picture

Even Santa himself was startled by the gas revenge his food court burrito was taking.

weird santa photo with little girl and creepy santa

I have no doubt that this little girl is chewing on a Xanax after her Percocet smoothie to get her up on this lap.

sleepy santa with little girl in vintage santa picture

Why do I suspect that there is also a puddle of urine under this Santa’s chair?

little girl crying on santa's lap with little boy sitting next to her

“One time. Just one fucking time I’d like a holiday where the shit wasn’t scared out of me!”

drunk naked santa in alley

Hey, at least he still has his hat. We’ve all been there, man. We’ve all been there.

goth family christmas shot

“Jingle Bells! Jingle Bells! Jingle all the way!!!” Everybody!

funny balloon sword with boy sitting on santa's lap

Yep, this is showing up in a wedding slideshow.

man wearing inappropriate shirt in family christmas shot

May God bless you and your giant penis, Sir.

Have you got a great ‘terrible’ Santa shot?

I’d love to see it!

Also check out: The Tale of the Christmas Turd


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