Pumpkins giving birth? I had no idea this was a thing. But, apparently, it is.
All I can think of when I look at them is, “Yep, that’s about right.”
Without further ado, here are all the delightful and terrifyingly accurate photos of pumpkins giving birth.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-4.png)
I’m impressed that this pumpkin had the foresight to prepare for her home birth with the plastic tarp. She must have a good midwife (probably an acorn squash).
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-26.jpg)
I can’t tell if she’s screaming from labor or lack of leg
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-1-7.jpg)
I love the booties.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-2-5.jpg)
Ah, the wave of post birth relief.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-3-6.jpg)
How can something so simple weird me out so much?
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-4-6.jpg)
I’m a little concerned with the level of detail here.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-5-4.jpg)
You yell as much as you want, Honey. Those angry sparkler babies are damn painful.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-6-3.jpg)
I love the horrified pumpkin in the background. That’s right, Buddy, birth isn’t always pretty so smarten up before she kicks your ass with her butternut squash legs.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/pumpkin.png)
What are those two while gourds doing off to the side? Are those legs?
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-7-5.jpg)
I’m a little impressed at the back story this picture creates.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/5116516596.png)
I wish someone would move that knife out of the shot and clean that poor pumpkin up. She doesn’t need that nonsense.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-8-5.jpg)
This gourd really has it together. Candles, music, skinny legs and full control over her birth. Bravo!
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-9-4.jpg)
I think this pumpkin needs more meds – delirium has clearly set it.
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-1-3.png)
Holy shit, how am I going to feed all these pumpkins!?
![pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-2-2.png)
That’s a pretty awesome underboob that pumpkin is sporting. It sort of cancels out the mess she made on the table, non?
![Marlowe Dunker - pumpkins giving birth](https://pregnantchicken.com/content/images/2021/06/img-10-3.jpg)
This was carved by an OB nurse for the hospital she works at and I think it’s totally kickass.
There you have it.
I hope you’re as disturbed as I am by the emotional accuracy that some of these pumpkins possess. Happy Halloween!
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